Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 486 min., 1990
Directed by Brian Yuzna
My rating:  Zero Stars (The Skull)
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This was done better in Rosemary’s Baby.

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The movie begins a homeless guy, Ricky (Clint Howard), walking down a street.  He then hears a scream and a woman, who is on fire, falls from a roof and dies.  We then meet a woman named Kim (Neith Hunter) who is trying to advance at her job at the LA Eye (newspaper) where she works with her boyfriend Hank (Tommy Hinkley) and their boss Eli (Reggie Bannister).  She decides to start snooping around and asking questions.  In a bookstore looking for a book on spontaneous combustion she bumps into Ricky and she ends up meeting a woman named Fima (Maud Adams).  She gets two books and gets led up to the roof.  While up there she bumps into Ricky again who pulls a giant maggot from a vent.  She gets home and she is suddenly seeing bugs everywhere and in every size.  As time starts to pass she is starting to see things, like Fima and her friends performing a strange ritual which includes a giant maggot going in her stomach and coming out her mouth.  Is she really seeing these things or is she just going crazy?

I can go into a large amount of bitching and moaning about this movie and the acting, the effects, the atrocious story or the shit awful dialogue, but in the end I just don’t fucking care enough.  This movie was just complete garbage from beginning to end.  I feel the more time I spend on this movie other than the time it took to watch and the short amount of time I’ve already taken writing this I could have killed myself at least fifty times over and I would be getting more accomplished.  In fact…

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About The Drudgeon

I don't remember my real name or where I came from. All I know is that I'm traped in an underground cave with nothing but a TV, DVD player and a notebook and pen. They keep calling me The Drudgeon, I don't even know what that means. Someone keeps dropping horror movies in and yelling at me to watch them and write about what I watch. Then I eat the DVD and case, because they tell me if I consume the horror I will understand the horror. I think there are three of them. So if you are reading this right now, HELP ME!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! Someone just poked me with a sea urchin attacked to a pool cue, what the fuck is going on?
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