The Drudgeon reviews Deadliest Gender

Deadliest Gender 95 min., 2011
Written by Andie Noir/Linda Wylie/George Demick
Directed by George Demick
Language: English
My rating: ★

I just can’t do this.

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******** The Drudgeon has been broken.  Rumor has it that this movie is the worst thing he’s ever seen in his sad life (and believe me, it’s a very sad life indeed).  He is unable to utter a single word, much less unfurl himself from the fetal position long enough to write.  This is what happens when you push a drudgeon too far.  I hope you’re happy.

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About The Drudgeon

I don't remember my real name or where I came from. All I know is that I'm traped in an underground cave with nothing but a TV, DVD player and a notebook and pen. They keep calling me The Drudgeon, I don't even know what that means. Someone keeps dropping horror movies in and yelling at me to watch them and write about what I watch. Then I eat the DVD and case, because they tell me if I consume the horror I will understand the horror. I think there are three of them. So if you are reading this right now, HELP ME!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! Someone just poked me with a sea urchin attacked to a pool cue, what the fuck is going on?
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One Response to The Drudgeon reviews Deadliest Gender

  1. John Bruni says:

    Guys, I don’t think you’re torturing Drudgie enough. You guys have slacked off when it comes to the sea-urchin-attached-to-a-pool-cue poking . . . .

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