Author Archives: John Bruni

About John Bruni

John Bruni is the author of DONG OF FRANKENSTEIN (New Kink), POOR BASTARDS AND RICH FUCKS and TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE (StrangeHouse) and STRIP (Riot Forge). His short work has appeared in anthologies like A HACKED-UP HOLIDAY MASSACRE (Pill Hill), ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! BRAIN BANG! (StrangeHouse) and the critically acclaimed VILE THINGS (Comet). He edited STRANGE SEX 3 for StrangeHouse, and he was the editor and publisher of TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE. Find out more at www.talesofquestionabletaste.com and www.talesofunspeakabletaste.blogspot.com.

Bruni reviews SEXCULA

86 min., 1974 Directed by Bob Hollowich Language: English My rating: ★ Oh dear God. There is an ape rape scene.

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John Bruni reviews Split

117 min., 2016 Written by M. Night Shyamalan Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ A wonderfully woven story

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John Bruni reviews Halloween XXX Porn Parody

128 min., 2011 Written by —- Directed by Jim Powers Language: English My rating: ★★★★ No, not the classic Rob Zomb–er, John Carpenter movie. The PORN parody!

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John Bruni reviews Wolfcop

79 min., 2014 Written by Lowell Dean Directed by Lowell Dean Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ There had better be another one of these being made.

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John Bruni reviews Die Hard

131 min., 1988 Written by Jeb Stuart/Steven E. De Souza Directed by John McTiernan Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Of course. But it’s also a horror movie. [steps back and waits for the arguments to … Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews Needful Things

120 min., 1993 Written by W.D. Richter Directed by Fraser C. Heston Language: English My rating: ★★★ “EVERYONE is crazy EVERYWHERE!”

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John Bruni reviews Witchtrap

aka The Presence 92 min., 1989 Written by Kevin S. Tenney Directed by Kevin S. Tenney Language: English My rating: ★★★ “God, this has been a lousy day!”

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John Bruni reviews The Abyss

145 min., 1989 Written by James Cameron Directed by James Cameron Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ This is the most terrifying movie ever made.

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John Bruni reviews Porno Holocaust

113 min., 1981 Written by Tom Salina Directed by Joe D’Amato Language: Italian My rating: ★★ Wanna watch some really badly choreographed porn? (Hint: no, you don’t.)

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John Bruni reviews Green Room

95 min., 2015 Written by Jeremy Saulnier Directed by Jeremy Saulnier Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ First there was MURDER PARTY. Then there was BLUE RUIN. Now there is . . . GREEN ROOM

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John Bruni reviews Jesus Christ – Serial Rapist

aka Into Thy Hands 97 min., 2004 Written by Directed by Bill Zebub Language: English My rating: ★★ There is no blasphemy, but there is boredom.

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John Bruni reviews Bloodsucka Jones

107 min., 2013 Written by Justin Armao Directed by Justin Armao Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ VAN WILDER meets SALEM’S LOT by way of CLERKS and BLACK DYNAMITE

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John Bruni reviews Pet Sematary 2

aka Pet Sematary II 100 min., 1992 Written by Richard Outten Directed by Mary Lambert Language: English My rating: ★★★★ “No brain, no pain. Think about it.”

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John Bruni reviews Frailty

100 min., 2001 Written by Brent Hanley Directed by Bill Paxton Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ “Sometimes truth defies reason.”

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John Bruni reviews Eyes Of Fire

aka Cry Blue Sky 90 min., 1983 Written by Avery Crounse Directed by Avery Crounse Language: English My rating: ★★★★ It’s How the West Was Won . . . from Hell.

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John Bruni reviews Horns

120 min., 2013 Written by Keith Bunin Directed by Alexandre Aja Language: English My rating: ★★★★ “Are you horny?”

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John Bruni reviews Gothic

As long as you are a guest in my house, you’ll play my games. (★★) Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews The Entity

You felt him in you, though? (★★★) Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews Twin Peaks – Fire Walk With Me

(★★★★) So you want to fuck the homecoming queen. Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews Twin Peaks – Episode 030

(★★★★) You and I have an appointment at the end of the world. Continue reading

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