Author Archives: John Bruni

About John Bruni

John Bruni is the author of DONG OF FRANKENSTEIN (New Kink), POOR BASTARDS AND RICH FUCKS and TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE (StrangeHouse) and STRIP (Riot Forge). His short work has appeared in anthologies like A HACKED-UP HOLIDAY MASSACRE (Pill Hill), ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! BRAIN BANG! (StrangeHouse) and the critically acclaimed VILE THINGS (Comet). He edited STRANGE SEX 3 for StrangeHouse, and he was the editor and publisher of TABARD INN: TALES OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE. Find out more at www.talesofquestionabletaste.com and www.talesofunspeakabletaste.blogspot.com.

John Bruni reviews SPLIT

117 min., 2016 Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Language: English My rating: ★★★★ A wonderfully woven story

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Bruni reviews HALLOWEEN XXX PORN PARODY

128 min., 2011 Directed by Jim Powers Language: English My rating: ★★★ No, not the classic Rob Zomb–er, John Carpenter movie. The PORN parody!

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John Bruni reviews WOLFCOP

79 min., 2015 Directed by Lowell Dean Language: English My rating: ★★★★ There had better be another one of these being made.

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Bruni reviews DIE HARD

131 min., 1988 Directed by John McTiernan Language: English My rating: ★★★★ Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Of course. But it’s also a horror movie. [steps back and waits for the arguments to begin]

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Bruni reviews NEEDFUL THINGS

183 min., 1993 Directed by Fraser C. Heston Language: English My rating: ★★ “EVERYONE is crazy EVERYWHERE!”

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John Bruni reviews WITCHTRAP

92 min., 1989 Directed by Kevin S. Tenney Language: English My rating: ★★ “God, this has been a lousy day!”

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John Bruni reviews THE ABYSS

171 min., 1989 Directed by James Cameron Language: English My rating: ★★★★ This is the most terrifying movie ever made.

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John Bruni reviews PORNO HOLOCAUST

113 min., 1981 Directed by Joe D’Amato Language: Italian with English subtitles My rating: ★ Wanna watch some really badly choreographed porn? (Hint: no, you don’t.)

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John Bruni reviews GREEN ROOM

94 min., 2015 Directed by Jeremy Saulnier Language: English My rating: ★★★★ First there was MURDER PARTY. Then there was BLUE RUIN. Now there is . . . GREEN ROOM

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John Bruni reviews JESUS CHRIST: SERIAL RAPIST

69 min. (tee-hee!), 2004 Directed by Bill Zebub Language: English (not that it matters) My rating: ★ There is no blasphemy, but there is boredom.

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John Bruni reviews BLOODSUCKA JONES

103 min., 2014 Directed by Justin Armao Language: English My rating: ★★★★ VAN WILDER meets SALEM’S LOT by way of CLERKS and BLACK DYNAMITE

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John Bruni reviews PET SEMATARY 2

100 min., 1992 Directed by Mary Lambert Language: English My rating: ★★★ “No brain, no pain. Think about it.”

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John Bruni reviews FRAILTY

99 Min., 2001 Directed by Bill Paxton Language: English My rating: ★★★★ “Sometimes truth defies reason.”

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John Bruni reviews EYES OF FIRE

85 min., 1983 Written and directed by Avery Crounse Language: English My rating: ★★★ It’s How the West Was Won . . . from Hell.

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John Bruni reviews HORNS

120 min., 2014 Written by Keith Bunin (based on the novel by Joe Hill) Directed by Alexandre Aja My rating:  ★★★ “Are you horny?”

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John Bruni reviews GOTHIC

As long as you are a guest in my house, you’ll play my games. (★★) Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews THE ENTITY

You felt him in you, though? (★★★) Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME

(★★★★) So you want to fuck the homecoming queen. Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews TWIN PEAKS: season 2, episode 22

(★★★★) You and I have an appointment at the end of the world. Continue reading

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John Bruni reviews TWIN PEAKS: season 2, episodes 20-21

(★★★) Windom Earle: What do you fear most in the world? Maj. Briggs: The possibility that love is not enough. Continue reading

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