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About The Drudgeon

I don't remember my real name or where I came from. All I know is that I'm traped in an underground cave with nothing but a TV, DVD player and a notebook and pen. They keep calling me The Drudgeon, I don't even know what that means. Someone keeps dropping horror movies in and yelling at me to watch them and write about what I watch. Then I eat the DVD and case, because they tell me if I consume the horror I will understand the horror. I think there are three of them. So if you are reading this right now, HELP ME!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! Someone just poked me with a sea urchin attacked to a pool cue, what the fuck is going on?

High School of the Dead: Episodes 4-6 [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 17, 2012 by The Drudgeon

High School of the Dead3 stars: The story continues, but too many boobs appear in one episode and they seem to be losing focus. Continue reading →

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Nazis at the Center of the Earth [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 16, 2012 by The Drudgeon

Nazis at the Center of the Earth2 stars: The Asylum actually makes a fun movie! The world must be ending. Continue reading →

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The Food of the Gods [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 15, 2012 by The Drudgeon

Food of the Gods2 stars: A surprisingly good movie that (mostly) is still effective. Continue reading →

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High School of the Dead: Episodes 1-3 [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 11, 2012 by The Drudgeon

High School of the Dead4 stars: How Japanese high school kids deal with the living dead. Continue reading →

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Ink [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 10, 2012 by The Drudgeon

Ink1 star: A beautiful dark fantasy with a hint of horror. Continue reading →

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Mutant Zombie Vampires from the ‘Hood! [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 9, 2012 by The Drudgeon

Mutant Zombie Vampires from the Hood3 stars: A movie that knows exactly what it is. Plain and simple fun! Continue reading →

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Bane [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 8, 2012 by The Drudgeon

BaneZero stars: Wow! What a piece of shit! Continue reading →

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2-Headed Shark Attack [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 4, 2012 by The Drudgeon

2-Headed Shark AttackZero stars: Did The Asylum finally release a good movie? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Continue reading →

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Troll 3 [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on May 2, 2012 by The Drudgeon

Troll 3Not enough skulls: Another Troll sequel that has nothing to do with Troll. Continue reading →

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Bloodlust Zombies [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on April 30, 2012 by The Drudgeon

Bloodlust Zombies1 star: If you can overlook the amateur look you can find a really fun movie. Continue reading →

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Son of Dracula [Reviewed by the Drudgeon]

Posted on April 26, 2012 by The Drudgeon

Son of Dracula1 star: Even if you leave logic at the door it’s still a bad movie. Continue reading →

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