Author Archives: The Drudgeon

About The Drudgeon

I don't remember my real name or where I came from. All I know is that I'm traped in an underground cave with nothing but a TV, DVD player and a notebook and pen. They keep calling me The Drudgeon, I don't even know what that means. Someone keeps dropping horror movies in and yelling at me to watch them and write about what I watch. Then I eat the DVD and case, because they tell me if I consume the horror I will understand the horror. I think there are three of them. So if you are reading this right now, HELP ME!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! Someone just poked me with a sea urchin attacked to a pool cue, what the fuck is going on?

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus[Zero stars] A real let down. Continue reading

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Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!★★★★ Do I love it or hate it? Continue reading

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Terror From Beneath The Earth [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Terror from Beyond the Earth★★★ A really great reason to never go into caves. Continue reading

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Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared [Selected by the Drudgeon]

Green is not a creative color.

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The Transient [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

The Transient★★★ I would completely vote for Vampire Lincoln! Continue reading

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The Monster of Phantom Lake [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

The Monster of Phantom Lake★★★★ A great flashback to the drive-in classics. Continue reading

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Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan★★★ Do not mess with Paul Bunyan or his blue ox! Continue reading

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Klown Kamp Massacre [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Klown Kamp Massacre★★★ I never thought that clowns could be so much fun. Continue reading

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Flying Monkeys [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Flying Monkeys★ Forget the flying monkeys, Skippy is the only reason to watch the movie at all. Continue reading

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The Manniac [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Manniac(Zero stars) Take the worst parts from a horror movie and the worst parts from a porn and you have The Manniac. Continue reading

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Faces of Death [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Faces of Death★ A movie that was banned is now more a PSA than anything else. Continue reading

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Don’t Go in the Woods [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Don't Go in the Woods★★ It’s fun because it’s terrible. Continue reading

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The Deadliest Gender [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

The Deadliest Gender(Skull) I just can’t do this. Continue reading

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The Cabin in the Woods [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

The Cabin in the Woods★★ A fun movie that is a little too clever for its own good. Continue reading

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28 Days Later [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

28 Days Later...★★★ It gets better every time I watch it. Continue reading

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Night of the Bloody Apes [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Night of the Bloody Apes★★ A lucha film in the video nasties!? Continue reading

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Vampire Strangler [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Vampire StranglerSkull: NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Misty Mundae is cheating on me! Continue reading

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Tourist Trap [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Tourist Trap★★★: Mix a bit Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Carrie and weird mannequins and you have Tourist Trap. Continue reading

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Shadow: Dead Riot [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Shadow: Dead Riot4 stars: A bad zombie film, a bad voodoo film a women in prison film and a bad kung fu film all rolled into one. Continue reading

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Dying God [Movie review by the Drudgeon]

Dying God4 stars: A movie where Troma could just make it better. Continue reading

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