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About Jori

Being a stubborn girl, Jori insisted on watching scary movies as a little girl and proclaiming "I'm not scared!" from behind her oma's rocking chair. Much sleep was lost in the early years due to paralyzing fear, and her uncle Albert deserves a special mention for unwittingly showing her Monkey Shines. Jori spends her adult life trying to recapture that initial feeling of terror that she experienced as a child. Follow her on Twitter at @fvjori.

Ghost Mother [Reviewed by Jori]

Ghost Mother2 stars: She’s not done taking care of the children. Continue reading

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Mom [Reviewed by Jori]

Mom1 star: You thought your mother was needy!
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RoboGeisha [Reviewed by Jori]

RoboGeisha2 stars: Too much CG ruins a good thing. Continue reading

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Silent Hill [Reviewed by Jori]

Silent Hill2 stars: A decent offering for the mainstream crowd. Continue reading

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The Seamstress [Reviewed by Jori]

The SeamstressZero stars: The best part of the movie is the DVD cover. Continue reading

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2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams [Reviewed by Jori]

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams1 star: An embarrassment that I wish would disappear. Continue reading

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Cold Prey [Reviewed by Jori]

Cold Prey2 stars: An above average slasher that won’t waste your time. Continue reading

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2001 Maniacs [Reviewed by Jori]

2001 Maniacs3 stars: Hilariously offensive, just like grampa. Continue reading

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Beyond the Darkness [Reviewed by Jori]

Beyond the Darkness2 stars: Beware of affectionate housekeepers. Continue reading

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Mermaid in a Manhole [Reviewed by Jori]

Mermaid in a Manhole2 stars: A movie whose only purpose is to make you vomit. Continue reading

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The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) [Reviewed by Jori]

The Human Centipede 22 stars: Everything the first one didn’t have. Continue reading

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