Tag Archives: John Bruni

86 min., 1974 Directed by Bob Hollowich Language: English My rating: ★ Oh dear God. There is an ape rape scene.

117 min., 2016 Written by M. Night Shyamalan Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ A wonderfully woven story

79 min., 2014 Written by Lowell Dean Directed by Lowell Dean Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ There had better be another one of these being made.

131 min., 1988 Written by Jeb Stuart/Steven E. De Souza Directed by John McTiernan Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Of course. But it’s also a horror movie. [steps back and waits for the arguments to … Continue reading

120 min., 1993 Written by W.D. Richter Directed by Fraser C. Heston Language: English My rating: ★★★ “EVERYONE is crazy EVERYWHERE!”

aka The Presence 92 min., 1989 Written by Kevin S. Tenney Directed by Kevin S. Tenney Language: English My rating: ★★★ “God, this has been a lousy day!”

145 min., 1989 Written by James Cameron Directed by James Cameron Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ This is the most terrifying movie ever made.

113 min., 1981 Written by Tom Salina Directed by Joe D’Amato Language: Italian My rating: ★★ Wanna watch some really badly choreographed porn? (Hint: no, you don’t.)

aka Into Thy Hands 97 min., 2004 Written by Directed by Bill Zebub Language: English My rating: ★★ There is no blasphemy, but there is boredom.

aka Pet Sematary II 100 min., 1992 Written by Richard Outten Directed by Mary Lambert Language: English My rating: ★★★★ “No brain, no pain. Think about it.”

100 min., 2001 Written by Brent Hanley Directed by Bill Paxton Language: English My rating: ★★★★★ “Sometimes truth defies reason.”

aka Cry Blue Sky 90 min., 1983 Written by Avery Crounse Directed by Avery Crounse Language: English My rating: ★★★★ It’s How the West Was Won . . . from Hell.

120 min., 2013 Written by Keith Bunin Directed by Alexandre Aja Language: English My rating: ★★★★ “Are you horny?”