Tag Archives: John Bruni

117 min., 2016 Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Language: English My rating: ★★★★ A wonderfully woven story

79 min., 2015 Directed by Lowell Dean Language: English My rating: ★★★★ There had better be another one of these being made.

131 min., 1988 Directed by John McTiernan Language: English My rating: ★★★★ Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Of course. But it’s also a horror movie. [steps back and waits for the arguments to begin]

183 min., 1993 Directed by Fraser C. Heston Language: English My rating: ★★ “EVERYONE is crazy EVERYWHERE!”

92 min., 1989 Directed by Kevin S. Tenney Language: English My rating: ★★ “God, this has been a lousy day!”

171 min., 1989 Directed by James Cameron Language: English My rating: ★★★★ This is the most terrifying movie ever made.

113 min., 1981 Directed by Joe D’Amato Language: Italian with English subtitles My rating: ★ Wanna watch some really badly choreographed porn? (Hint: no, you don’t.)

69 min. (tee-hee!), 2004 Directed by Bill Zebub Language: English (not that it matters) My rating: ★ There is no blasphemy, but there is boredom.

100 min., 1992 Directed by Mary Lambert Language: English My rating: ★★★ “No brain, no pain. Think about it.”

99 Min., 2001 Directed by Bill Paxton Language: English My rating: ★★★★ “Sometimes truth defies reason.”

85 min., 1983 Written and directed by Avery Crounse Language: English My rating: ★★★ It’s How the West Was Won . . . from Hell.

120 min., 2014 Written by Keith Bunin (based on the novel by Joe Hill) Directed by Alexandre Aja My rating:  ★★★ “Are you horny?”